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Jon is a douchebag and I am an idiot
Sorry I’ve been a way for a few weeks. Bad behavior, I know, for someone who a) has a burning desire to write because it helps me sort my shit out (and believe me there’s a lot to sort out!) and b)...
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what a mess!
Oh no. Not you? Who’d it be? Certainly not me! Yes, it’s true. I’ve become THAT woman. You know the one. The woman you talk about with your closest girlfriend (who I call my “sistafriends”), where you...
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that old lady can suck it
Two stops. That’s all we had to do today. It should have been fine. I had two hours before nap time. That should be plenty of time before a melt down set in. First stop, BevMo. You know today was...
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who’s laughing now
I just took my MIL to the airport. PTL and I mean it! I have so many mixed feelings about her. I think that she is a great demonstration of god’s little practical and private jokes with me. We do...
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will the real parents please stand up
So each month I get the magazine, Parenting: The Early Years. I don’t subscribe, I just get it. I don’t know why or how, I just do. I occasionally read the articles, which aren’t bad, but mostly I...
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clueless parent prayer
I can tell that I didn’t do my yoga this morning. I’ve been grumpy and snappy today. I came home from a play date at the park and needed to revisit my Clueless Parent Prayer, so aptly named by...
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the candy fairy
I wanted to share this great piece of Mommy wisdom that I just recently learned from another mother. And it turns out it’s out in the interwebby world, I just hadn’t come across it yet. So I’m here...
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back to school pep talk for moms
‘Tis the season for Back to School (for those of us with school-aged children). Cheers parents! But I’m here to issue you a warning. Consider this my pep talk for the school year, mamas. So pull up a...
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